Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u" ye le cigrette pee le"
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
Koi tumhe bole “You are duffer”… be cool!Koi tumhe bole “You are a fool”…don't be angry!Lekin koi tumhe bole “You are smart”… thappad marna usko…mazaak ki bhi hadd hoti hai!
Zindagi ke raaston par kaun aapka saath dega? Aapke Mummy-Papa? Na. Aapke Bhai Bahen? Nahi. Aapke Pati/Patni? Arre na…aapka… chappal!
This dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog an dog idiot dog busy dog for dog 20 dog seconds dog! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING DOG!
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish won’t DIE:-)
You think English is easy? Fill in the blank with YES or No. 1. -----I don’t have brain... 2. -----
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!! & When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!! Competition!!!
If you feel the world spinning Round & Round..& Round.... And your heart is beating fast, Are you thinking it is LOVE? na Munna na This is called high Blood Pressure.
The rain makes all things beautiful the grass & the flowers. If rain really makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
What happened 2 your cell? I just tried 2 call u but I got this message instead: Welcome 2 The jungle network, The monkey u r trying 2 call is on the tree plz try later.
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI , JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
Interviewer: What is ur qualification? Applicant: Sir, I am ph.d.. Interviewer: What do you mean by ph.d.? Applicant: Passed High school with Difficulty
Aik Aadmi Ki Car Se Parrot Takra Ke Behosh Hogaya Admi Parrot Ko Ghar Le Gaya Pinjre Me Rakha Khana Diya Parrot Jag Ke Bola Aaiila Jail?? Car Ka Driver Mar Gaya Kya ? ...• In the chase between Cat & Mouse, the mouse mostly wins coz the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. Purpose is more important than Need!
• Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. Miss U!
• It’s not your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cheats u but it's really your mistake if you can't read the eyes which cares you. Gud Day!
• Enjoy ur life, no matter how hard it may seem! When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry, show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.
• Try hard to get what you love, otherwise you will be forced to love what you get. Gud Day.
• When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks, don't think that u'll ruin down to dust, it's just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious! Gud Day!
• Never be sad if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth. It’s their loss coz people who don’t appreciate ur worth don’t deserve to know u! Gud Day!
• No & Yes are the words which need a long thought. Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late. Gud Day!
• Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems. Gud Day.
• In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully u lived, how deeply u loved & how well u learned to let go of things not meant for u! Gud Day!
• Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
• Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?Student: Father-in-Law!
• Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!
• What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
• Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
• Advice of dentist. "Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush. Don't let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
• Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
• What building has the most stories?The Library.
• A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
• Asmaan mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.
• Life they say is touch and go. Some people you know may only be there for sometime. Some may go away, but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.
• To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of a True Friend like U!
• I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE... But I just hope that One day when u hear my name u wud just SMILE & say: Hey that's my friend.
• Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks!
• Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... It's all about who came and never left.
• Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring.
• Friends should be like zero's. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
• Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I had U in my heart.
• Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It's lovely to have u as one!
• I droped a coin in d sea & prayed fot a smart & intelligent friend. Then God gifted U to me & said: Itne paise to mein aisa hi milega!
• Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
• New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u'll need them to read the poem!
• Girl announced her engagement to her father.Father: Does this fellow has any money?Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
• Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
• If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
• Education is incomplete without 5 B'sB - BikesB - BeersB - BabesB - Bunks and the most importantB - Backlogs!
• Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
• Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say 'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.
• Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
• Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
• Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise?Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
• Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand Bahar ne.
• Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde!
• Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
• Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti.
• I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.
• Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?Wife: Behan...
• He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
• Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta'Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
• 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
• How 2 catch squirrels?It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
• Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.
